COFFEE CHAINS...
Doctor Foster got mugged in a Costa in Gloucester,
by a barista imposter.
You're nobody's hero if you drink in a
Caffe Nero.
Drink in a Wimpy?
No, to put it simply...
Coffee Republic?
I know I am a simple chap,
But is this country on a map?
Some South-American dictatorship?
The thought of which would make me sick.
Would you try Apostrophe?
Only to pop in for a pee.
Pret a Manger?
I'll remain to them a stranger.
How about a Burger King?
Only to learn why the caged birds sing...
Well how about... Ahem... the golden arches sign?
Only if resigned,
To be sued for stepping out of line,
A prospect which I must decline,
So with fingers crossed,
Behind my back,
I'll say their coffee's simply fine
In fact I'll say it is divine.
Meet you in a Starbucks?
Go and get f@@ked!
© Stephen Evans 2012